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Cancer Dog
Band: Mejee Lutcher
There was a dog at Camp Homelani that walked around the beach a lot. It had relatively large tumors around its abdomen and forearms and took a particular liking to me- that is, he became my stalker. Cancer Dog disappeared that summer and it is assumed that he died, so I wrote this song in memoriam to my canine disciple.
I was going for a jog
Took a break to drink some pog
Found myself stuck in a bog
And guess who came to save me
It was Cancer Dog
It was Cancer Dog
I am just a pog consumer
I don't need to hear that rumor
Of a dog with a massive tumor
And guess which mutt that was
It was Cancer Dog
It was Cancer Dog
[Just for reference - pog is Passion Orange Guava juice]